Intro: Margaret ChoWith every pussyA pair of shoes will go to a child in needVerse 1: AwkwafinaYeahFlip a stereotypeHow an Asian bitch got concubines?Turn a grown man to a bashful brideWith a vag that will leave him immobilizedBut 'fina wasn't born with the gasAs a matter of fact, I was born with a rashAs a matter of fact, got a concave assStill the hoes line up like a paragraphHook: Awkafina and MargaretYellow bitches in the driver's seat (x3)Bitch drive that Corolla right into the streetsYellow bitches in the driver's seat (x3)Bitch drive that Corolla right into the streetsWe got that bomb pussyThat Long Duk Dong pussyMake you call your mom pussyGet a pair of TOMS pussyGot that Soon Yi pussyBe all you want to be pussyThat Giving Tree pussyYou belong to me pussyVerse 2: Margaret ChoHello, this is taste of jasmineNever been, never will be a has-beenRub it, you'll feel like AladdinI'll dish it cause I might be into castingVerse 3: AwkwafinaUs yellow bitches livin' fancy gettin' beef like KobeUs yellow bitches datin' white boys that look just like MobyUs yellow bitches eatin' fruits and shit at karaokePull up in a second hand MazdaPull up in a Hyundai ElantraHook: Awakafina and MargaretYellow bitches in the driver's seat (x3)Bitch drive that Corolla right into the streetsWe got that bomb pussyThat Long Duk Dong pussyMake you call your mom pussyGet a pair of TOMS pussyGot that Soon Yi pussyBe all you want to be pussyThat Giving Tree pussyYou belong to me pussy[Outra Awkwafina (Margaret Cho)]:(Came out my belly with a sutureAwkwafina is the future)Aw thank you that's so sweetThank you MargaretMargaret?(HelloEvery pussyA pair of shoes will go to a child in need)Why would you-Why the accent? Ok(With every pussyA pair of shoes will go to a child in need)I feel like we didn't necessarily agree to thatI don't think we have to(Hello?)Ok. Hi. Hi yes(How come you never call me?)I think the accent is unnecessary(How come you never call me?FinallyCall mePress 1 for pickupPress 2 for delivery)