[Hook]I could be your PeggyI could, I could be your Peggy(x2)If you be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy, be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy[Verse 1]You got Capri SunMix it in with some StolisCan you really blow smoke O’s?Can you show me?I’m just trying to get to know yaYou’ll get to know meDriving in a MaximaPlaying Bon Jovi, ehI think you’re funnyLie down in your pink shadesAnd yes I wanna be your Bonnie,Patti Mayonnaise‘Cause I can see us passing all of our daysWatching Netflix, listening to shoegaze, righ?No, I never get it wrongAll my friends see how the man got me onWaiting for the texts, wait, waiting for the callClarissa can’t explain how my sh*t’s f*cked up[Hook]But I could be your PeggyI could, I could be your PeggyI could be your PeggyI could, I could be your PeggyIf you be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy, be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy[Verse 2]Afterschool, I used to watch you play handballYour Power Rangers cards,Your Stretch ArmstrongYou won’t admit it, but I know you watched SpongebobAfter getting blazed in your car,Your mom’s carBut damn I’ve never been so sprungA-sipping on Stoli and Capris SunTwelve-steps boy better than drugsI sniff you off a stick, and shoot you up[Hook]But I could be your PeggyI could, I could be your PeggyI could be your PeggyI could, I could be your PeggyIf you be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy (yo), be my Al BundyIf you be my Al Bundy